I’m cynical, cantankerous, and simply severely embittered
You’re yellow honey, carnation posies, and everything else sweeter
I’m algid, a frosty bite of cold, some sombre winter snow
You’re bright sunshine, crystal lollipops, and colourful rainbows
You are striped candycanes, and I am leaves of minty pepper
A strange combination that works perfectly together
I’m dark, muddy, and bitter, like newly-ground coffee
So why don’t you go ahead and pour some sparkling sugar on me.