Cheerful Lessons from a Cynical Asshole

I’m an optimistic person

Can’t you see my wide smile?

I’m enthusiastic asphyxiation

And it hurts like shit all the while

.

I’m a jolly fucking Roger

See me laugh at your plastic jokes

No, I never tell you to shut up

I just silently hope that you’ll choke

.

I’m a person of self-worth

Yeah, I believe in my useless skills

I’m hopeful and me, I shan’t conform

But a sock out of line, I gotta be killed

.

I’m as positive as an electron

Aren’t I learning how to be good?

It’s better to stick to such a delusion

Instead of acting the way I should

.

Shit, I’m a damn happiest camper

And life is treating me fucking well

And if I cannot be any more okay

I guess I’ll catch up with me in hell.

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