I’m an optimistic person
Can’t you see my wide smile?
I’m enthusiastic asphyxiation
And it hurts like shit all the while
I’m a jolly fucking Roger
See me laugh at your plastic jokes
No, I never tell you to shut up
I just silently hope that you’ll choke
I’m a person of self-worth
Yeah, I believe in my useless skills
I’m hopeful and me, I shan’t conform
But a sock out of line, I gotta be killed
I’m as positive as an electron
Aren’t I learning how to be good?
It’s better to stick to such a delusion
Instead of acting the way I should
Shit, I’m a damn happiest camper
And life is treating me fucking well
And if I cannot be any more okay
I guess I’ll catch up with me in hell.