(……….I don’t even know…)
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A GAME OF CAT AND MOUSE
Chase me, one, two, three
Scurry, hurry, you and John
Easy boys……..no rush.
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IN SICKNESS AND IN HEALTH
Who did I marry?
A double missionary
Who are you, Mary?
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A FUN HOBBY
A case of cheap thrills
Another chalk up the kill
Pastime, if you will.
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LESTRADE JUST WANTS A BREAK
I tire of such games
Huge bombings and explosions
Not my division.
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WHO IS MYCROFT HOLMES?
Diogenes club member
Or, if circumstances rise
British Government.
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MOLLY’S WOES
Hair done, lipstick lush
Cold corpses, science, cheek blush
Sherlock, notice me.
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#1 TOURIST SPOT
Buckingham Palace
Home of monarchs, nicked ashtrays,
Detectives in sheets…
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GOODBYE BRITANNIA
Bye, Mrs. Hudson
Baker Street will be empty
And England will fall.
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KING AND KEY
I got my own crown
And the key to everywhere
Let the fun begin.
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THE BRUISED VICAR AND THE WOMAN
Man punched ’round the clock
Secretive woman defrocked
Shhh…I am S H E Rlocked.
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WILDEST STAG PARTY
Beakers of lager
A giggling game of guessing
Off to clue for looks.
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NEARLY GAVE MRS. HUDSON A HEART ATTACK BUT WORTH IT
Adventure beckons
Or I could sit here waiting…
I say, damn my leg!
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SUITING UP
Big coat, short Watson
Blue scarf, deerstalker hat
Ready for action.
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THE POOR LANDLADY
Eyeballs in their tea
Chemicals, brutality
A head in the fridge.
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#MORIARTYLIVES
Bullet in my mouth
Bloody grin on my cold face
Fake deaths—such a drag.
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